pining

when 1 man uses his cocooned foreskin as a resting place for a pine cone until the pine cone turns green because of the cheese and then uses the cone as a pleasure item.

I’m pining tonight until my rectum explodes!

by Nigletmotion28 August 7, 2025

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pine and lookin' fine

mourning the loss of something you thought was fine

Person 1: "His crush died, I think he's pine and lookin' fine."
Person 2: "Pine and lookin' fine over here."
Person 3: "What?"
Person 4: "Huh?"
Person 5: "What?"
Person 6: "Umm.. 'scuse me?"
Person 7: "six seven 67 sixty-seven sixplusseven "

by goober guy lol November 24, 2025

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Pines

Anagram of the p-word. Often used humorous or euphemistically.

How long ‘is’ your pines? (This is a singular noun)
30 cm!
Wow it’s really long

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

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naughty-pine furniture

Da assorted "time out" chairs dat one finds in family-sized homes.

If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

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