peter grant

The 400 lb manager to Led Zeppelin, who cut their deal at Atlantic and scored all those sweet bonuses.
Often refered to as "the fifth member".

Peter Grant did work.

by imaje February 06, 2008

salty peter

unwashed or sweaty cock

'That's a sour look on her face"
"Guess the husband fed her a salty peter last night."

by serbiarules November 24, 2012

peter tongs

The gripping devices found opposite the end of the arm that is connected to a shoulder

Grandma always said "wash your peter tongs before you eat"

Dude , thats just wrong ,keep your peter tongs off of my beer !

by boobookittyfucker May 06, 2010

Magic peter

Originated from jesus times. The act in which you place ones foreskin to the perimeter of your mouth and blow inside, thus inflating the foreskin of ones penis. Also see Penisbubble

1. "hey mike, fancy giving me a Magic peter?"

2. "and there they were, having a Magic peter!"

by pwoink November 13, 2009

peter chao

Hilarious asian comedian making his way from youtube videos into the comedy scene!

That peter chao is a stupid assahole, but he is one funny mudafucka! He also likes to hit the mudabitches.

Chao outside... mudafucka!!

by TightFightnig September 22, 2009

pulling a peter

To fail, create gurgly noises, or make bad, awkward jokes. Synonym for "fail."

I made so many gurgles in Buddhist meditation today. It wasn't even funny how many peter's I pulled!

David: That's not funny.
Peter: Yes it is!
David: Stop pulling a peter.

by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010

Peter Pusher

A male whom pushes his peter in things. (Aka Every male ever.)

i push peter sweeter and more completer then any other peter pusher around.

by Peter P Jr. October 27, 2017