paul

paul is a lovely friend to have, he's one of the friendliest and smartest people you'll know! he always has a group of friends around him, and knows the coolest, most obscure facts. one could listen to his rambles for awhile, and will probably lose to him in board games. he's always available to do things, but never estimates his time well. probably prioritizes his social life over impending assignments :,)

is paul going out to the football game again?
yeah, i guess he is.

by snowfox80 December 7, 2022

Paul

AHA! HOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT! THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS! I LOVE THIS GUY! HE'S ONLY SAID 4 WORDS!!!

Paul "Yas es good summary"

Hym "PFFFTTT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Ah shit you spit Redbull everywhere! God damn it. (This one is sponsored by redbull)"

Hym "Ha! That's great! I agree. That was a good summary but it's hilarious that you said it that way.... Hoo.... Shit... I'm lightheaded... I laughed so hard I'm lightheaded right now..."

Iam "Man... I'm going to grab a wet rag..."

Hym "Grab me another Redbull while you're at it."

by Hym Iam January 30, 2023

Paul

A man that will one day create his own hybrid version of gonorrhea, it will be extremely deadly to good looking women.

Alexa passed away after contracting Paulorrhea

by JJJish February 12, 2023

Paul

A sexy legend with a huge dick, he gets all of the bitches and all the guys are hella mad they ain't like him. When i mention huge dick i mean like miles long!

Guy: Omg he is so sexy.
Guy 2: He must be a Paul!

by Paul134 March 1, 2023

paul

someone that works at hcfe (hartlepool college of further education) doing the esports qualification and can be bossy now and again and makes us miss our bus.

Paul is annoying making us miss our bus again.

by NatBro May 5, 2023

Paul

someone who will burn a forest down for fun

'pookie who burnt the forest down?'
'paul.'

by GRAIN?? August 16, 2023

Paul

Paul is an inbreed

*Random girl minding her business*

Paul: *obsessively becomes their new stalker*

by Yeeetizer December 6, 2023