An honorable term used by the far right and the Trumper MAGA movement to hide the fact that they are MAGATs. Some also use it because they are ashamed to admit that they are MAGA cons.
John the Trumper on Xitter: I am a patriot who supports the Great Orange leader's tariffs and kidnappings of non citizens for expressing free speech. Abortions, free lunches for poor schoolkids and Medicaid and SNAP welfare for poor people is unpatriotic, let's ban them and Make America Great Again!!🦅🦅🇺🇸
by OwnMagats May 17, 2025
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Get the Patriot Fan mug.When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.
Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
by jims gooning May 13, 2025
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Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.
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Get the Patriotism mug.The ultimate "Make America Great Again" vigilante hero you never knew you needed. Enter Richard McCaslin, a guy who took conspiracy theories way too seriously. In 2002, he donned a homemade superhero costume (think Batman meets Duck Dynasty) and decided to storm Bohemian Grove, a fancy retreat for the rich and powerful, convinced it was a hotbed of elite shenanigans and occult rituals.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
"Did you hear about the Phantom Patriot? This guy went full 'Make America Great Again' superhero, storming Bohemian Grove in a homemade costume, only to get arrested and miss the memo that real-life isn't a comic book!"
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