Patriot fishing

The social media tactic of putting out content that would make a MAGA patriots dick hard, but make it a little socialist/anti-capitalist

Q: Why did you quote AOC but credit Trump?
A: Patriot fishing- you know they won’t look up who came up with the idea as long as they think it comes from their cult leader and/or wrapped in an American flag

by Iron jawed angel December 16, 2021

Patriot

A derogatory term used to describe a trump supporter

Those stupid patriots can't read or write SMH.

by internetsavage December 17, 2021

Trumpet of Patriots

(Australian Slang) A deep, thundering fart; shamelessly delivered in a public place.

Everyone left the Quiet Carriage when Jonno sounded the Trumpet of Patriots.

by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025

New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

trans patriot

A subject who has no home their loyalty waffles between homelands to fit their immediate needs.

An individual with no self esteem who's family or public school system permanently ruined the concept of nationality

"ay devil why's that moron have a mexican flag tattoo if he's in the US military?" "oh he's a trans patriot". "oy dos mio, why won't our mexican brethren help us down here?" "they're all collecting benefits in America, trans patriots are a protected class up there..."

by McGraze September 4, 2021

Trumpet of Patriots

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.

Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!

by jims gooning May 13, 2025

Patriot Time

Noun. When you're in a war zone but there's blank calendar time suggesting off time to non essential personnel.

Hey LT, why the fuck don't you have the latest imagery? Sorry sir, but the intelligence personnel were all on Patriot Time.

by ProfessionalT April 21, 2018