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Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.
The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
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Battle of the Parkers

Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.
Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
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Battle of the Parkers

When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.
I hate the Battle of the Parkers.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
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Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021
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scott parker

the greatest footballer alive. Unrivaled in terms of his passing ability, shot power, and awesomeness. He will surely go down as one of the greatest soccer players who ever lived.
"Did you see that 35 yard rip from Scott Parker?!"
by King of the Sands September 18, 2011
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Parker

Parker’s the type of guy to dry hump a dog for talent show in the 3rd grade
HEY LOOK ITS PARKER DRY HUMPING THAT POOR POOR DOG
by Juanthejalepeno January 17, 2020
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parker

sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it
*sticks finger in ass* PARKER!
oh man, i just got parkered!
by bl4ck_m4g1k_k1dz February 1, 2009
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