by mc_beet August 06, 2006
The action of masturbating within a body of water, excluding the bath tup, e.g. a wank in the ocean, (or more extreme a swimming pool.)
It can also be made wank into a game, the more fish around your semen, the more successful the wank. compare with your friends and others of a similar disgusting nature, and see who is the best at 'beating off the fishes'.
It can also be made wank into a game, the more fish around your semen, the more successful the wank. compare with your friends and others of a similar disgusting nature, and see who is the best at 'beating off the fishes'.
by coretmanus March 11, 2009
by Edward L. Squamata February 02, 2009
noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).
by koko October 31, 2004
by Codiak July 31, 2003
The ability to have a wank whilst simultaneously undertaking another task with your free hand, which is non wank related.
Mike, " Yo Steve, what did you get up to last night"?
Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".
Mike, "Good effort mate".
Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".
Mike, "Good effort mate".
by go_now_and_live October 28, 2011
Masturbating to something (i.e. Porn, Someone you got dirty with) you tugged one off to a long time ago
by Wooooool November 24, 2013