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Bhera Night

An all nighter during when, all of your friends in a group chat get on voice call, spill the sauciest and funniest screenshots of their past, and do the most embarrassing things which they won't do on a normal night.
Friend 1: let's get on voice call. Today's bhera night
Friend 2: lemme search my Google photos for sauce
by tazvedr47 March 24, 2020
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night pig

a legendary creature that has shaggy, dark purple fur, and lots of razor sharp teeth. it looks like a boar, but has long, strong legs, and can run very fast. it is four times larger than an average pig. it hunts by night and eats by day. they can easily break into your house and slash your throat in your sleep. being attacked by a night pig is worse than a huberbluh.
oh my gosh, its a night pig!!! everybody ge-
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
by 500kit500 March 9, 2017
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dry night

A night in which a person is hoping for sex but fails to have any sex.
Last night was a dry night. None of the chicks were dtf.
by StoicStein December 9, 2016
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Grandma Night

A night in which friends gather together and get so crunk that after the partying, all they can physically do is sit on the couch like a grandma and rock back and forth.
Mike, Jordan, Zach, Robert, and Matt had a grandma night last night with a bottle of Vladimir. Zach passed out first. He was such a grandma.
by prohighfiver June 28, 2010
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night-beater

one who beateth the meateth in the late hours due to loneliness and the balls of blue,
there was a reported night-beater reported at the boro during the year of our lord, allan murphy.
by Allan Murphy June 12, 2008
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Night dump

One time I was so drunk I took a night dump in my neighbor's yard
by Suspence July 19, 2009
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night elf

1. A cartoonish character race drawn into Blizzard's MMORPG "World of Warcraft" whose females are designed to dance as lewdly as possible without provoking the censors, so that barely pubescent and undersexed teenage boys have something to spank off to without mom finding porn in their internet browser history.

2. As above, except it is used by middle-aged, pot-bellied, unwashed, disgusting men to garner in-game favors in the form of money, items, help, etc., by dancing and/or flirting with the aforementioned undersex boys who think they're actually having cybersex with a woman.

3. As above, except it is used by horny single males to elicit cybersex, since they figure any sex at all is better than taking Mary Palmer and her five sisters to give the pink mustang a spit shine again.

4. As above, but in this case it is actually used by a female; said female is either ugly but thinks she's a beauty queen "inside," or else she is decent looking but has her wiring crossed and needs to be avoided at all costs. In the former case, said female tries to convince anything that even suggests it is a male that will support her that she looks "just like her character" in order to try to establish a real-life relationship based on cybersex and 50,000 pages of prefabricated bullshit. In the latter case, where said female may actually be as "good looking" as the cartoonish figure suggests, she uses it as a trap for unsuspecting males whose dicks override their judgment and think that if it looks good and wants to fuck, personality doesn't matter.
1. Dude, my night elf chick is so hot, I would totally fuck her brains out if she was real OMGZ.

2. Yeah, I look a lot like my character, just without the eyebrows. ;-) If you help me get some clothes, I'll take em off for you and do a little dance. /wink

3. What?! You're a guy in real life?? Oh well that works out then, since I'm not...wanna cyber?

4. I met this totally hot night elf in World of Warcraft over the summer, and she's coming to live with me next month. She's had 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years and lived with every one of them, but I'm sure if she's good looking enough the 6 kids she's bringing won't be an issue.
by Just Another Guy December 3, 2004
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