Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them

Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018

junk business

A male's sexual netheregions including but not limited to the twig and the berries.

That girl on TRL just grabbed Nelly's junk business.

by The Pants off Dance off March 30, 2009

Johnny business

Complete fuckery. Acting a fool for absolutely no reason.

Oh yea John, he knows all about our Johnny business. He’s gonna cuck us right on down.

by Big brother John February 1, 2019

Business call

e-sex

I have to go to a business call, I will return soon.

by smilex123gsjhfbsef November 14, 2021

busy money

Busy money is money that gets around. Has that that tenner been in a strippers thong? Used as drug paraphernalia. Busy money

This is busy money, smells like a strippers arsehole

by Partypooperpissartist July 20, 2017

Business Marks

When you wanna leave a hicky but not where it will get someone in trouble at work.

"Hey, don't give me a hicky where people can see "
"All good, I will just leave a few business marks"

by Octolad June 23, 2021

business slutty

It is a certain type of dress code in modern offices. People who adhere to such a dress code usually dress in business wear but it is either revealing, tight or otherwise borderline inappropriate. Note that this is not limited to women; men who decide to put on super-tight button-down shirts and pants can also be listed in this category.

"Mary is totally dressed business slutty; look at her hemline", said Mark who is wearing a super tight shirt that has buttons which seem to be a wrong move away from flying off.

by Plowenstein March 1, 2014