scene

scene is just what emo kids call themselves when another kid calls them emo.

"I'm not emo, i'm scene!" (runs away crying like the little fag he actually is)

by invisible circus August 22, 2007

scene

Punks who think they're so tough and badass, they have to cut their hair in ways to make themselves look like they got hit with like, a lawnmower. Usually they fail though, and they look more like a greasy disgusting mess cause most people don't know how to cut hair or use eyeliner. Scene kids usually wear stupid lookin green makeup, and they walk around all hunched over cause their pants are so tight that their intestines are slowly being crushed over time. They stare at you when you walk into the store to try to like intimidate you, then when you look back at them, they try to act like they aren't looking because they know that I could totally beat the shit out of any of them cause they're all anorexic. They usually walk around in packs because they're all insecure idiots, and if you fight with any of them, they'll sic all their fake friends on you instead of dealing with you themselves. Then they try to act like they're totally badass, with their stupid hair and ridiculous clothes, but honestly, if you're so badass, go do boxing or something. But wait, they can't do anything that actually requires skill because they're too busy checking their myspaces or walking around town trying to get attention from people who think they're conformist retards anyways. They also pretend to be vegan cause it's in style or whatever, but then they tell you that "you can be vegan and eat chicken" cause basically, most scene kids are like 15 years old, uneducated, lack all morals and principles, have no friends, and no life.

They're in effect, just losers who wear screwed up lookin costumes and have fantasies about being tough, but actually, they're kinda weak. No, really weak, and in every respect.

"Hi, I'm scene. I'm not gonna get caught up in your myspace drama, but I am going to tell all my friends to send you messages over the internet threatening you because you called me out on the fact that I look like an idiot. I'm also too weak to do anything about it, but then I'm going to tell you to meet me so that I can get my ass beat and then you'll go to jail for breaking both my arms, one of my legs, and tearing my brain out of my skull. Kthxbai!"

by Ayawillbeatyourass January 02, 2009

scene

when a girl or a homosexual fucks up your day.

damn, that bitch ass hoe gave me a scene.

by george May 13, 2005

scene

Scene kids are cool. Stop being so mean about everything and learn to accept others for who they want to be. This is a free country and if kids wanna go ahead and be scene, emo, or whatever, then let them. stop hating them for making decisions like that. it's their life. let them live it the way they want to. critisizing them isn't doing anything but making yourself look like an asshole.

Being scene isn't all about saying "nig", "raddd", "OMFG", or any of that crap. get your shit straight.

by Tofuumo. June 12, 2007

scene

Someone who takes pictures of themselves looking depressed or contemplative. They are either looking away from the camera or straight into the camera. Their hair is usually covering part of their face. Dark make-up and dress are usually worn, but not always. Pictures are usually developed in gray scale or sepia tone.

Your picture is so emo that you look like a scenester.

by Calixta Corin May 13, 2005

scene

Kids who a lot of people seem to hate for absolutely no reason. I don't think that you can describe a person. I mean, even if you describe a certain style that that person falls into. They still are individuals and everyone is different. You can't say that two people are exactly the same in every way. Sure, they might dress that way, but that doesn't mean they're the exact same.
So people stop saying the exact same thing in every one of these entries. It's really obnoxious.

Scene kid: People who say I'm a clone are dumb.
Me: You said it, you're actually really nice and have awesome clothes.
Scene kid: Thank you!! :)

by billabong-cutie_69 August 22, 2007

scene

an epidemic that causes kids to:
-wear skinny jeans
-steal their grandmother's sunglasses
-cut their own hair and dye/ bleach it.( the platinum blonde/jet black combo is popular.)
-buy plastic jewelry
-allow myspace to take over their lives
-wear super long extensions(alternating short choppy hair to long dirty extensions) <<new thing.
-take a million myspace pictures while out on the town, at the mall, in a bathroom, or while faded/drunk.
-say words like "Nigg"
-act like assholes.

scene girl:"Omgz that girl totally stole my hairdo"

bystander:"Um. You all have the same style."

scene girl:"Bitch imma delete you from my myspace friend's list."

by Macaulay Culkin April 19, 2007