Cupids Tooth paste

Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.
Man, I just shot some of cupids tooth paste all over her face and mouth!
by Cam Brady October 10, 2011
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Tooth Paste Officer

An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.
I blew the Tooth Paste Officer today
by Daft guy March 02, 2012
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Half-Past British

1. The time of night when a person or group of people get so drunk that they develop a thick Cockney accent. Usually occurs in white American males between the ages of 18 and 24.
1. Person #1- "Oi! Yeh sally fuckin' bastard! I'll fucking brain yeh!"

Person #2 " I'll fuckin' whip yeh arse, yeh uppity prick!"

Person #3 "What the fuck time is it?"

Persons #1 and #2 "ITS FUCKING HALF-PAST BRITISH!"

Person #3 "Gays."
by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010
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cut copy paste

A term used by office douchebags that mean to say copy paste, but do not really know that when you cut an item and then attempt to copy that item, it is already cut and gone, the only option is to paste it. Said person probably uses terms like "net net", "at the end of the day", "long story longer", and "we should table that" when they really mean we should shelve that.
Since I do not know how Microsoft Office programs work, and I have heard certain terms before, I will combine all of them together and cut copy paste them into one document.
by jdog556677 March 08, 2022
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Ghost of Pussy Past

An ex girlfriend that is always hanging out at your house or with friends of yours and you see her when you go out
I tried to get with that girl but the ghost of pussy past was haunting me all night long
by Austin The Great January 26, 2007
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Meat Paste

The same as Meat Juice, semen, or cum.
Kelli gots da meat paste all ovah her face!
by PDXSexGod November 05, 2004
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The Ghost of Christmas Past

The first Christmas Eve after a spouse's parent has passed away, the husband dips his penis into their loved one's urn and has sex with his wife.
By dipping my penis into this urn and letting your vagina swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late Mother. This is, The Ghost of Christmas Past.
by doofmonger May 25, 2010
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