Functionally lazy

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks

That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 16, 2021

Lazy Gaga

A lazy person who does nothing and not willing to do anything rather than keeping their noise-cancellation headphones on.

What a lazy gaga she is! unemployed, careless, lazy and doing nothing at all.

by Samooooooo October 21, 2020

lazy relapse

When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.

I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.

by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014

lazy shit

a contemptuously lazy adolescent male

"You're a goddamned lazy shit !"

by Diocletian February 24, 2015

Lazy game

When your dropping game of people of the female gender.
Usually said by friends in a way to make sure the woman your talking too will never speak to you again

Friend: *flirting with girl*
Twat: *walks past* "I see you dropping that lazy game"
Friend: *realisation that this girl is now going to never speak to him again*

by TheCumGuzzler123 October 11, 2022

Lazy Teabag

When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.

Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag

by TheMasterDisasterofWords November 18, 2017

Lazy play

When you are not doing very good at a video game and not helping

Stop. Being lazy play and help

by Lewish018 September 19, 2018