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Island Vacation

When pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for passing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke - who would know?)
"What are you stopped for?"
"I was just gonna let this guy cross"
"Nah, not that guy, he's on an island vacation, he could be there a while"
by pseudmrk1 February 28, 2012
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vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.
Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage
"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"
by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016
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Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.
Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.
by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013
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Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.
Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!
by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022
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vacation bored

When you love your amazing vacation but miss your friends
Hi girls! My vacation is amazong! But texting you because I’m vacation bored ha ha!
by kristenlovested May 26, 2023
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vacation dick

A massive penis that can only be handled occasionally.
by Jackthesav June 2, 2016
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