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To realized that everyone can just come here and make up random shit about their name to post on IG.
I just had and Oliver thought. Stop all of the Cap.
Oliver by KeepitwokeGrandrising November 23, 2021
an annoying person who thinks they're all that bcuz they have mod👿👿👿
I do not like oliver
Oliver by The Thruth Dictionary November 23, 2021
A very pretty boy with a lot of problems. Also very intelligent, do not lie to an Oliver. Strong sense of morals, individuality, he thinks for himself and stands up for himself. He's so admirable other people try to be like him, inside and out. His biggest enemy is his head but as he gets older he'll realize as much pain he's been surrounded with he can use for healing; there's a mini therapist inside of him he chooses to ignore sometimes. The day Oliver decides to stop sabotaging himself by using drugs and alcohol the day Oliver becomes superhuman. Good taste in everything, art, tattoos, style, music, shows, games, ect. Oliver's also very funny, shockingly. Romantic. "Scary" kinks. Obsession with death. Moods that change every five seconds, be careful with an Oliver they're sensitive. Protective/possessive over his loved ones. Places too much emphasis on looks and status, a bit of a god complex if we're being honest. It makes sense why when you see him, tbf. Takes NO bullshit. Oliver can be terrifying from having such a hard life but there's such a sweet spot inside him very few have had the privilege to see. Keep an Oliver's secrets to the GRAVE. Having an Oliver in your life is a flex.
"Have you seen Oliver's eyelashes??"
"God I know, he looks like living art."
Oliver by idonteatbees November 24, 2021
A confusing guy who loves dick and masterbating. Some of his dislikes are white girls, dancing, tbh everything that isint porn. Often uses his free time to rage on things.
Sophia: Do you know where Oliver is?
Nate: Naw, probably doing Oliver things.
Oliver by anonymous November 25, 2021
guys version of a Heather
the cutest guy i have ever met, he has great sense of humor and he has the purest heart!!! i love him so much♥!!! i wanna throw my uterus at him! he looks like an angel, i need him more than sun needs moon :(
person 1: so how is the new guy?
person 2: oh Oliver? he is the best i love him
Oliver by Oliverslover November 26, 2021
a nasty schlong beating survey making corona boy
who's that man who makes surveys and beats his schlong while he has covid?

oh thats oliver!
oliver by bill.clintons.big.toe November 27, 2021