conditional nice guy

A man who takes on the aspects of a nice guy, but only until he is rejected. At that point, he will abandon her and redirect his efforts toward other girls. While the result can be problematic for the girl who just rejected him, especially if he previously went to great lengths to do nice things for her, he will justify his behavior with the claim that he doesn't like being used.

Me: "I'm a conditional nice guy."
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"

by snakemasterepic August 27, 2016

pen is nice

Pen is nice- A censor friendly version of "penis" for use of censored games and the ears of small children

Timmy touched his pen is nice today

by MuchNicePen October 3, 2019

sex was nice

Basic, wasn’t passionate or memorable at all. She or he expected better and will find better.

The sex was nice, I guess.

by Rodgers81399 October 27, 2019

very good very nice

Very good very nice means that you are a sexy banana

Kyle: Hello sexy banana

Jessica:very good very nice

Kyle: goodbye Nicki Minaj

by Nnsjsbsbsbsb February 24, 2022

Cold as ice and twice as nice

Adjective. Super fly or dope.

That little lovely in the salon chair is fine! She straight cold as ice and twice as nice!

by Terry Bad Ice March 30, 2017

thats a very nice everything you have there

An internet meme based on minecraft creepers. Creepers explode when they get near the player destroying you house, creatures, etc. The meme goes "thats a very nice (wolf, everything, house, etc.) you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it."

thats a very nice everything you have there. it would be a shame if something happened to it. (boom)

by herpderpdude August 3, 2011

nice guys finish last

A phrase that references the general lack of incentive/respect that is provided by society for virtuous behavior, instead being reserved for those demonstrating more superficial qualities.

In the material sense, this is all too often true in that the price of success is forgoing one's integrity to satisfy a culture based largely on insincerity and self interest.

Philosophically, the benefit of this lifestyle is debatable.

1. Boy did you ever bomb that interview by not laughing at the recruiter's dead baby joke. Nice guys finish last, fool!

2. Nice guys finish last...but nly if you're racing the wrong way.

by Bringing up the rear April 14, 2006