Dutch Muffin

To give or be a victim of a Dutch Muffin is when you or someone else sits on another's pillow and farts. As you stand up the pillow "breathes" in all of the surrounding flatulence. When your victim lays their head on their pillow the fart is expelled directly in their face... Delicious!

Me: Did you enjoy the Dutch Muffin i left for you last night?

Victim: Yea thanks, you ass. It tasted horrible!

by EazyNutz August 30, 2010

dusty muffin

an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.

Betty white had a dusty muffin.

by kstan34 July 16, 2010

Chery Muffin

The act of inserting the scrotum into the vaginal crease and thrusting hard enough to cause a queef.

Ryan harshly grunted after giving his girlfriend a chery muffin.

by Chickeniza April 19, 2010

chicken muffin

answer to annoying questions or when you are bored.

Customer: How do i fix this error?
Me: Chicken Muffin

by cassiopeia November 18, 2004

Buffin the Muffin

While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.

While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.

by NatraLee February 17, 2015

Slurry muffin

An australian substitutional word for slut. Not quite as harsh.

jane: "did you hear susie's on her 5th boyfrind this month?"

stephenie: "god, what a slurry muffin."

by Nykkole August 13, 2009

Freedom Muffins

The new name for "English Muffins" declared so by Stephen Colbert after being outraged by the British Petroleum Oil Spill in the Gulf Coast.

-"what are you eating, English muffins?"

-"HELL NO! These are FREEDOM MUFFINS!"

by Harkinian23 June 17, 2010