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montco

the best county in the state of pennsylvania.... move over delco, you guys suck!! VPT
wow you live in montco, thats so much better than delco
by vpt April 28, 2019
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Carly Jo Montgomery

Holy shit, it's Carly Jo Montgomery, I just creamed in my pants!
by Princess-ConsuelaBananaHammock January 22, 2011
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monte st angelo college

a fuck hell school - include bitches that make you want to die and kill yourself. it includes fuck up nuns. holy grass that will make you go to hell. teachers that watch child porn. massive assessments that make you what to scream and will put you in depression. :)
the girls are sluts and get pregnant at 12 your child will become a stripper and poll dancer for the priest.

Favourite school award goes to..... your mums ass
THE MONTE ST ANGELO COLLEGE IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND BIG DICK LOVERS
by QSWDEFRGHJ July 23, 2019
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Isaac Montez

A ancient form and extremely rare case of autism.
What the fuck did you just say do you have Isaac Montez or something?
by By_vramo January 4, 2019
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The Count of Monte Cristo

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.
My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.
by Beanie ❤︎ November 6, 2022
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Montebello

A gross, ghetto-filled city of nothing exciting. Home of the Montebello Town Center a.k.a. Mall stuck in a time warp of the 70s. Will remind you of a city in Mexico. Just gross. Girls from Montebello all aspire to be teachers, but could learn a lot in the way of life themselves. Girls from Montebello get dumped by their boyfriends like a bad habit, then when they come sniffing around again for an easy piece, they take them back faster than you can blink! To keep these loser men, they will allow them to shack up with them in an attempt to be a sugar mama & gain affection. "Men" need them but do not want them. Girls from Montebello are fugly & try to have class & style, but are as ugly as the mole on your Aunt Fuli's upper lip!
That girl is so ugly! She must be from Montebello.
by your ex<i'm the one>your next November 29, 2011
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montgomery

A rich preppy suburb in somerset county. Full of nerdy pimps and hoes with nothing on driving their daddies' viper. Parents are jews and potheads like their kids, except they came out of ivy league schools. Asians dominate the SAT, while the crackers jack off in the bathroom pretending to be sk8r or gangster
Did you see that rich bitch in that viper?!
Hellz ya! Id like to get into her pants.
Her montgomery jewish parents will probably let us fuck on their bed.
by monty west October 13, 2006
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