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monophobia

When you get that feeling that the binaural beats in the movie are making you feel some type of way because of the chemicals in your body that are used to control you and you realize nobody is busting any of the dealers because they want you high so you won't stand up and protest so you stick a finger in your ear but then you're worried your wife will question why you're doing such a thing?

"another distraction

another fake election"

-hedPe
My friend escaped the mental hospital with one earplug in his left ear. He had monophobia
by Mike Guyver January 28, 2025
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monococ

One set of male genitals. Most notably the penis.
One penis.
One who possesses one set of male genitals.
One who is faithful to one and only one male partner or spouse.
A penis that is 1 inch in length when fully aroused.

A 1 inch penis.
One male chicken.
"That one German techno producer has only one cock."

Heidi: "Patricia has never cheated on her partner. She's a "monococ" as it were."
Tenisha: "LMAO a "MONOCOC"? DaaaYm she loyal though!"

Babu Frik: "I could really go for some 1 inch Anzellan cock right about now!"
Yaka Dang: "Bra that monococ would split you in half sport bra!"
Babu Frik: "hUh Heyyyyy!"
Yaka Dang: ".........."

Judd: "Hey Cleetus do ya still have them twin roosters still?"
Cleetus: "Naw Mullet smushed one of them there roosters flatter than 'ol granma's chest!"
Judd: "Turbskiiis!!!!"
by B. M. Fahrtz March 1, 2025
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Monobolism

The act of an individual eating their own skin.
I observed a passenger on a bus biting, chewing and consuming their skin around their nails. Monobolism.
by TheOnlyProctor June 23, 2025
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Monopoly

It's not a monopoly but what you are doing is obvious. You are rejecting my assessment of the situation and making up a different. And alternate reality as you speak.
Hym "So it has nothing to do with a monopoly or monopolizing anything. You just want me to empathize with rape victim and that just isn't how empathy works. There is no more in the tank. And now that the senators are dead what consolation do their families have other than 'It's OK because we're just going to pretend he didn't have anything to do with it.' You're a fool and a zealot taking out your frustration about my ability to rape women out of me and using a mental retard as a cudgel. I'm just going to murder someone's kid over it if am not paid for the time you've wasted and the credit you've different."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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monopoly

its just like real life but in game edition you just have to get money from other things and you owe money to other properties
You: wanna play some monopoly
Friend: IV'E PRACTICED FOR THIS IN REAL LIFE
by nicku1006 July 16, 2025
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Monopoly Karen

Someone who, whilst playing Monopoly, gets mad at others for adhering to rules with which they are not familiar.
The bank CAN auction that property if you don’t want to buy it. And I’m going to offer $10 for it. Don’t be a Monopoly Karen just because you don’t know the rules!
by anonymous August 23, 2025
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Monogon

A polygon with one side and one vertex.
Drawing a monogon on a flat plane is going to form a circle.
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