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mixed veg

The aftermath of raw anal sex with your girlfriend leaving you with leftover corn and the aforementioned "mixed veg" under your foreskin.
"Oh man, I got the old Mixed veg last night and spent hours cleaning it all out of there. Kinda worth it."
by OldMateRawDogga October 3, 2020
mugGet the mixed vegmug.

Bjaggi mix

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ
Bjaggi mix er ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿฟ
by ร‰gerobesse October 29, 2019
mugGet the Bjaggi mixmug.

Mixed nutses

When performing fellatio as the recipient is about to nut the "victim" must shove a handful of peanuts into their mouth. (This only works if the "victim" is allergic to peanuts) their throat should then swell, tightening on the member and leading to the best nut imaginable.
"Damn dude she gave me a mixed nutses last night. It is the best thing I've ever felt, I can never go back to a regular blow job"
by Nutt Master August 13, 2017
mugGet the Mixed nutsesmug.

mixing the johns

when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.
Mamas been mixing the johns again!
mugGet the mixing the johnsmug.

mix-up

when one is to ask or repely to a question with a random answer
(person 1)Hey how's the weather? (person 2)Family guy comes on at eight.(person1)Why are so "mix-up"
by jumper1847 September 18, 2010
mugGet the mix-upmug.

Mixed Grill

Cock, Fanny, Tits and Balls. A full meatylicious combo.
"Cor you should of seen me tuckin into this mixed grill last night, he had a bit of everythin!"
by monkey08 March 12, 2008
mugGet the Mixed Grillmug.

trail mix

When somebody takes a nasty shit and does not wipe properly causing some fecal matter to decorate their underwear. They leave a trail mix of poop in their underwear.
Billy: Dude I just shit and I feel like there is some residue in my boxers.
Harry: you must wipe better so you dont have trail mix in your boxers.
Billy: Thanks for the tip. I will wipe better so I do not have trail mix in my boxers next time after I poop.
by Harry M. November 6, 2008
mugGet the trail mixmug.

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