major mix

n. - A series of drinks that one can elect to order if planning to get hammered. In order;

1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.

If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.

DUDE I hear you got fucked up on the major mix last night!

by pseudomajor October 14, 2012

mixed veg

The aftermath of raw anal sex with your girlfriend leaving you with leftover corn and the aforementioned "mixed veg" under your foreskin.

"Oh man, I got the old Mixed veg last night and spent hours cleaning it all out of there. Kinda worth it."

by OldMateRawDogga October 3, 2020

Mixed Tink

The product of two men using the same urinal without a flush between them.

I'm sure I need to see a doctor, because as I peed into leftover piss in the urinal, that mixed tink turned cranberry.

by The Steinbrenner October 11, 2011

mixing the johns

when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.

Mamas been mixing the johns again!

by Victor (Rotciv, El Conquistador!) and Alejandra (chewbacka) December 18, 2005

mix-up

when one is to ask or repely to a question with a random answer

(person 1)Hey how's the weather? (person 2)Family guy comes on at eight.(person1)Why are so "mix-up"

by jumper1847 September 18, 2010

Mixed Grill

Cock, Fanny, Tits and Balls. A full meatylicious combo.

"Cor you should of seen me tuckin into this mixed grill last night, he had a bit of everythin!"

by monkey08 March 12, 2008

trail mix

When somebody takes a nasty shit and does not wipe properly causing some fecal matter to decorate their underwear. They leave a trail mix of poop in their underwear.

Billy: Dude I just shit and I feel like there is some residue in my boxers.
Harry: you must wipe better so you dont have trail mix in your boxers.
Billy: Thanks for the tip. I will wipe better so I do not have trail mix in my boxers next time after I poop.

by Harry M. November 6, 2008