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mittas

someone who has exceeded the limit of gayness that surpasses gayness itself. Even the gaylord himself, madarakis, is afraid of him.

It is also a defect of the brain. Symptoms may include : dangerously gayness, clumsiness, single digit iq levels, ugliness ( seriously unattractive) etc
Dude i think u have mittas, u should go check it or it might evolve to madarakis
by surprisebutsex69 May 12, 2021
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Tainer Minute

tain-er min-ute tey-ner min-it -noun

1. A measure of time referring to any person who is detained in a prison system for an indefinate amount of time.

2. When someone says they'll be right back and come back hours later.
-Person 1 "Man Adam's been gone for a good tainer minute."

-Person 2 "Yeah I know man, he must have left at least 2 hours ago."
by A.M.F.T. April 17, 2009
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Ten-minute club

A ten-minute club is an inside joke or activity; the "club" part does not refer to the people included in the inside joke.
Immature and easily excited children will usually start one of these. For example, say you and a few of your neighbors decide to sneak up on your parents. You all "are in this together", and come up with secret signals and codes. The youngest neighbor becomes excited, from the being with older kids and being included, so starts a "ten-minute club". These younger children will usually bring it up later, long after when it was fun or up-to-date. Note: Also called "five-minute clubs"
"Why do you have to start a ten-minute club, Anna? Just be mature and let it go when it's over."
by hatesclubs November 21, 2009
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Wad Mitts

The tissues a guy cums into when he is jerking off. He essentially catches the wad of cum in the tissue, as if the tissues were a baseball mitt.
Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.
by BNoles November 10, 2009
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Morning Minute

Minutes that actually last 30 secs. Especially when you are running late in the morning.
(Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"
by quizwhiz April 6, 2010
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Facebook minutiaest

A self-absorbed Facebook addict who feels the need to post every little detail of there life no matter how boring or unimportant to anyone else.
I am defriending Harriet , she's such a Facebook minutiaest, I don't need to know when she gets new pimple!
by Rhymingrealtor July 8, 2010
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Cornish Minute

A measurement of time applicable in Cornwall and Devon. A Cornish Minute is equivalent to an English hour.
Cornish Person: I'll be there in a minute
English Person: See you in an hour because I know that's a Cornish Minute
by Sammy Valentine July 11, 2010
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