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Australian Missionary

Having anal sex with your partner from the front.

Aka Canadian Anal
I love it when Daryl goes down under but stays intimate!”

Australian missionary is the best!”
by Shablammy October 23, 2019
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Indiana Missionary Position

When two people have sex laying on their sides and facing each other. Named so because Indiana residences tend to have their electrical outlets sideways as opposed to the standard vertical alignment found elsewhere.
James: Hey man, how did your date go?

Jimmie: Pretty well, we ended up doing the Indiana Missionary Position back at her place since she’s a Hoosier.
by Ed Huntet February 12, 2022
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Mr Tranny on a mission

Oh there goes Mr Tranny on a mission, hiding behind his computer again. Why doesn't he just move already?
by Checkyospirit September 9, 2018
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missionary

The Christian term instead of using the word "pimp" to use to say that someone or something is cool
"dude you are sucha missionary!"
"oh man, these new shoes are soo missionary"
by Keatz January 24, 2005
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Missionary Ridge

a 10 mile horizontal mountain top neighborhood filled to the brim of stuck up aarping elders.
I took a scenic drive on missionary ridge and all i could concentrate on were the old people complaining about sore hips or backs.

I warned you man, Missionary Ridge is a warzone of aarping.
by rainystorm14 June 18, 2011
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Mormon Missionaries

by Torusorus December 6, 2018
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Final Mission

The Final Mission is the day the world or the contry is taken over by a force stronger than ourselves and its every man for himself. The Apocolypse. The day the world ends is the most likely senerio. The world will go to shit and there will be looting, rapeing, murders, and pure anarchy all over the globe. With any luck this will be the rapture as told in the book of revalations in the Holy Bible where all the good holesome people wil dissapear and be whisked off to heaven while the sinners will be left to fend for themselves in a world of pain and suffering. There will likely be deamons and a whole slew of undead zombies wandering the earth at this time, something like the on the movie "Dawn of the Dead". If you are like me, you will probably be stuck here to fight off these hellish creatures with what little firepower you have stockpiled (ie. Resident Evil". Our only hope is to kill everything that moves and try to get someplace where we can live as long as possible. There have been quite a few movies and games about this topic and this author can oly speculate about their relivance to our lives.
If you havent seen them watch the movies "Dawn of the Dead" "28 Days Later" "Resident Evil" "12 Monkeys" or play the games "Resident Evil" "Doom 3"

Guy 1: "Where are all the people at in this town?
Guy 2: "I dunno, weird, its like everyone dissapeared. Wait whats that in the bushes?"
Guy 1: "It looks like a zombie or somtehing!?"
Guy 2: "HOLY SHIT IT IS! ITS THE FINAL MISSION! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
by Bussy April 15, 2006
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