A God Damn Millennial, as opposed to a millennial born in the 1980's or 1990's, is a millennial born on or after January 1st, 2000 and who makes 80's/90's millennial's feel old.
by C137 January 2, 2018
Get the God Damn Millennial mug.1) Lacking feelings, emotions and empathy for anyone else in the world besides one's own self due to having O.C.D. behaviors related to years of addiction to one's phone, texting, social media, messaging and/or all related areas which therefore evolve into personality dysfunctions in society connected with A.D.D., A.D.H.D. and/or any related emotional personality defects caused from one's addiction to electronics.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
Millennial Communication Disorder (MCD) can be defined as one or more of the above definitions but better expressed in the example of the following:
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
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Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!
Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!
by TushT June 8, 2018
Get the Fragile millennial mug.The act of thinking you know it all when you don’t, because you’re too young to know it all.
Alienating co-workers or people in general around you due to your arrogance and ego of “knowing it all” when you don’t.
The self-absorbed ideology of the meaning of life when you don’t know anything but what your few years on this planet has allowed you to learn.
Alienating co-workers or people in general around you due to your arrogance and ego of “knowing it all” when you don’t.
The self-absorbed ideology of the meaning of life when you don’t know anything but what your few years on this planet has allowed you to learn.
by tahoegrasshopper April 17, 2019
Get the millenialism mug.Dismissive mocking phrases from someone to a millennial. It is used to call out out-of-touch or close-minded opinions associated with the millennial generation. It's also a response to Ok, boomer.
1)
- Well I'm not basic so of course I'm getting those butt and lip implants.
- Ok Millenny.
2)
- She got more likes than me. Ugh, I can't even.
- Bye Millenny.
3)
- I don't need to go and vote. It won't matter anyway. I'm gon' git lit.
- Ok Millenny or bye Millenny
- Well I'm not basic so of course I'm getting those butt and lip implants.
- Ok Millenny.
2)
- She got more likes than me. Ugh, I can't even.
- Bye Millenny.
3)
- I don't need to go and vote. It won't matter anyway. I'm gon' git lit.
- Ok Millenny or bye Millenny
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by TreeHuggerKyle November 10, 2017
Get the millennialsplain mug.I thought he was really hot at the bar, but after sleeping with him, he's totally a millennium falcon!!
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