Milk Maxxing

Drinking 3/4 to 1 whole gallon of milk a day to strengthen bones and because it tastes good

I've been milk maxxing for a year now and it feels like my femurs have been reinforced with rebar. I also weigh 240 despite being like 5'9". My bones are dense as lead now

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Cropper milk

Very juicy milk from Cropper’s tiddies. It comes fresh from the tit.

Yo, hit me up with some of that Cropper milk!

by Askatit March 30, 2019

Whole Milk

A person of the fullest quality, not being watered down. Used to describe someone who is extremely genuine and has the purest intentions.

The thoughtful and sentimental letter Timmy sent Sally reaffirmed his reputation as being whole milk.

by Alcibiades123 March 22, 2021

Milk The Pants

To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.

That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.

by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010

Milk Leaver

The Milk Leaver is a person who desires to use the milk in the fridge, but discovers, when they lift up the carton, that it is about to run out.

So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience

Guy1: There's barely any milk in this bag

Guy2: It must have been a milk leaver

by jagimo December 1, 2009

Milk Nig

A ghetto trash white person. They can also be referred to as a “wigger”

Yo, let’s send this milk nig back to the trailer park.

by EastSideCrackaKilla March 10, 2021

Cropper Milk

When you see Cropper in the restroom after school and you have some fun

Yo there's Cropper milk all over the wall!

by Cropper Remastered April 3, 2019