Mikey

mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY

"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"

by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019

Mikey Hi

This is when you just feel like getting Mikey’s attention just by spamming the shit out of her. Term originally coined from multiple users on teen-chat.org including Mikey herself.
(Note: Mikey herself is a username, not her real name at least I think so)

“Mikey Hi Mikey Hi Mikey Hi Mikey Hi”

by Ambiversal September 16, 2023

Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

by CGA September 24, 2008

Mikey

I can guarantee that THAT guy saying something about your daughter is the least sexually bad thing anyone is going to do to your daughter and you're not going to do anything to the other guy either.

Hym "I'll what Mikey... As someone who's made sexual comments about people's daughters. Your anxiety about bad things happening to your kids does not give you authority over other people rights and/or lives and the more you try to use your kids to have dominion over other people, the more they deserve the worst things that happen to them. Really. You are some of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. It's Murders, Rapist, Parents in that order. I have a right to do what I did. You don't have a right to do what you're doing. And to be fair, the murders at least have a point sometimes. But no, you go fuck yourself. I hope you've come to terms with the fact that if she gets molested now you guaranteed that there is 1 person who AS A MATTER OF ABSOLUTELY CERTAINTY will now feel bad about it. And you did that to yourself."

by Hym Iam November 9, 2023

Mikey’s curse

A curse in manhua, manhwas or mangas that turns a non-humanoid character into a loli

Person 1: “Thank god she didn’t turn into a loli”
Person 2: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIKEY’S CURSE IS BACK

by Onira April 7, 2024

mikey

fat basterd has no people because he easts them gegggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

i just ate my best mate at mc donalds mikey a nice person

by bigdaddy653 March 7, 2022

mikey way

a very cool and awkward kneed bassist in MCR.

"mikey way is awesome."
"yes."

by slurpeeslurper_34521 January 21, 2024