Miami sober

doing drugs only on the weekend

“i need to get miami sober before art basel”
“mmw made me go miami sober winter”

by sailor manic January 2, 2026

Miami Pencil Shaving

A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.

Michael: Hows your love life?

James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!

by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026

Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.

Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.

by anonymous February 3, 2025

Miami vice

A Miami vice is when you girl is on her period and you give her a creampie. Cum and blood look like the miami vice drink

Bro, i gave my girl a Miami vice last night

by Masterjasta November 23, 2021

miami bimmer club

A club in Miami where strangers become family share a common interest in BMWs and despise fake “M” Badges.

You guys going to the Miami Bimmer Club meet at Beat Culture Thursday?

by That Tech Mario November 23, 2021

Miami MILF Party

Miami MILF Party is a MILF Party with hot, sexy MILFs usually Latinas in Miami with big ass fake tits and tight pussies spending their hubby's money at a party where they meet younger guys (18+).

Sebastian Cruz throws the best Miami MILF Party with the hottest young bulls and sexiest Latina MILFs

by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023

Miami MILF

Miami MILF is the hottest of the hot MILFs. She is a little crazy and all fake tits and botox but she will do things to your cock that will make you think of her while you are with your gf especially when she declines her husband's call while she's giving you head in his SUV.

"Bro, that Miami MILF is left my back all marked up. My girl asked me about it."

by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023