When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.
I can’t believe he cheated on me! I’m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but it’s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!
by faglord69xdxd December 20, 2021
Get the broken penis torture method #4mug. A mixture between soaking, anal, and an unclean asshole. It's when you stick your dick into someone's un-douched asshole and not thrusting.
by IAMTHEMUDMETHOD June 23, 2024
Get the The Mud Methodmug. The procedure of underthinking everything so royally that you end up having no clue of what is going on or the point of what they were trying to do.
Person 1: Dude, why did he mess up the choreography?
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.
by CRman March 3, 2022
Get the The Riley Methodmug. Put a dry or wet noodle near your genitals
1. Make sure to lock your door
2. Do spaghetti method orgy ( spaghetti party )
3 put as many noodles in as can possible fit
4 Bust! Get your load all over the place
1. Make sure to lock your door
2. Do spaghetti method orgy ( spaghetti party )
3 put as many noodles in as can possible fit
4 Bust! Get your load all over the place
by Bigtoess123 December 2, 2024
Get the Spaghetti Methodmug. The “Zlong Method” is a rizz technique that specializes in talking to a girl at a function for the whole night while intoxicated then never saying another word to them.
by Jhalvo October 29, 2023
Get the Zlong Methodmug. When asked for an opinion, start by saying something nice to ease the blow of the waterfall of bad stuff you are about to say.
"How do i tell my friend that he is super annoying and terrible in every way."
"Start by saying he has nice hair."
"But he doesn't."
"Doesn't matter, its the waterfall method."
"Start by saying he has nice hair."
"But he doesn't."
"Doesn't matter, its the waterfall method."
by Wagio December 7, 2017
Get the Waterfall methodmug. by Npensquared October 2, 2025
Get the The Penner Methodmug.