Spicy Meatball

A term in which to describe a car and or truck that is riding your ass as if he was rushing to kiss his/her Dad on the lips
"Dude! There was so many Spicy Meatballs on the road today."

"I'm going to exert what's called spicy meatball behavior."
by Spicy meatball hater December 14, 2020
Get the Spicy Meatball mug.

Meatball-Muncher

The definition of a rotund Italian that eats a lot of meatballs! Occasionally you’ll find a Meatball-Muncher with pieces of Meatball in their mustache/beard.
Sofia: Oh my! Did you see that meatball-muncher?
Lauren: Yes! He looks like Uncle Guido! He was such a Meatball-Muncher..
Sofia: I miss uncle guido :(
by whiteclawbitch April 10, 2022
Get the Meatball-Muncher mug.

meatball mustache

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache
by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017
Get the meatball mustache mug.

meatball exchange

A male buys his partner a meatball sandwich (whether real meat or vegetarian style), then later in the day the partner must reciprocate by licking his balls to the point of making him cum and swallowing the salty, sticky juice.
Would you like to do a meatball exchange?
by imadraver January 12, 2013
Get the meatball exchange mug.

swamp soup with meatballs

When it is a hot summer day and a male's crotchal region begins to get sticky and sweaty, resembling a soup with meat balls in it.
Yo, it was so hot yesterday, I had swamp soup with meatballs in my pants!
by DrPhilsVaginalCrease September 12, 2015
Get the swamp soup with meatballs mug.

Meatballed

Goofed up or fucked up, or mishandled a situation.
“Gee, I think I really meatballed that date last night. She's never gonna call me again. I knew I shouldn’t have talked about the pigeon I’m training the whole time.”
by Meatballer June 30, 2023
Get the Meatballed mug.

Meatball Programming

"Meatball Programming" is to programming what "Meatball Surgery" was to surgery on the TV series M*A*S*H, which ran from 1972 to 1983.

It is a hasty, ad-hoc approach to coding in which quick fixes are implemented without proper planning, documentation, testing, or regard for long-term system stability. These fixes are pushed up to the Live environment in record time, and they are focused solely on immediate problem resolution.
Our website is down again. The boys in the back room are doing some meatball programming to get it working again before we piss off even more users.
by Oil City April 02, 2025
Get the Meatball Programming mug.