When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
Get the Mayo Griffinmug. A balding middle-aged single-celled caucasian amoeba that often touts how strong it is when, in actuality, it's a weak-jawed Temu Mr. Clean beta.
by Kenthicc February 23, 2025
Get the World's Strongest Mayomug. by triggered 12 year old August 25, 2018
Get the mayomug. Dude *Joseph* literally has a mayo obsession.
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!
The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!
The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise
by BookaTheQueen March 24, 2025
Get the The Mayo Jokemug. Think about what mayonnaise looks like if you let it sit outside a fridge for a couple weeks.
Person 1: I found this old sock by a dumpster and it looked crusty.
Person 2: Eww bro it probably had street mayo in it.
Person 1: I found this old sock by a dumpster and it looked crusty.
Person 2: Eww bro it probably had street mayo in it.
by Mister Dre November 17, 2020
Get the street mayomug. A Trans women with yeast infection
by Bigdummy2007 March 14, 2024
Get the Spicy Mayomug. The next day after cinco de mayo when you regret in the bathroom all the spicy food you ate the day before .
by MR.Mister April 25, 2013
Get the Cinco de mayo nukemug.