noun.
Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.
Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.
Teacher : "The opposite of an intregal is a derivative"
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"
Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."
Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"
Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."
Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"
by ihaveamathfetish October 12, 2009
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by Judohobo April 7, 2005
Get the do the math mug.Guys have mathematical rules on the ages of socially acceptable sexual partners (half your age plus seven is a good one).
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.
I'm 20 she's 16, which is not quite half my age plus seven. But I did the fuck maths and in 2 years I'll be 22 she'll be 18 which will make it OK.
by The Dangerous One August 11, 2005
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Man, nice JDM math, but you car still sucks.
Man, nice JDM math, but you car still sucks.
by DB from MO August 21, 2008
Get the JDM Math mug.A metaly unstable state of mind induced by prolonged exposure to math. Can result in attacks, loud outburst, and even singing evey thing you say.
Its a serious condition, be carefull with math.
Its a serious condition, be carefull with math.
While studing for math exams you start singing the quadratic formula..
Start screaming profanities.
math mode
Start screaming profanities.
math mode
by odd martin January 25, 2010
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actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.
actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.
All my friends are voting for him, so he has to win!
Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.
Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.
by John_Garza89 August 28, 2019
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