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MCPrison's Management

The definition of bad management where the managers are full of simps, can't take advice, and fulfills every definition of bad management.
Player: Do you think Arkham has bad management?

Another player: Compared to MCPrison's Management, it more than fine.
by SuckItCree January 29, 2021
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Upper Management

Upper Management won't let me get that hot tub I've been jonesing for over the last decade. How'd you guys get it done?
by nem- December 20, 2023
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mushroom management

A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).
As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.
by Nada Knicks August 5, 2022
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Game management

The practice of time wasting, diving and general cheating employed by footballers in the closing stages of a match.
They’ve gone 1-0 up with 10 minutes to go. It’s all about the game management now.
by mjw737 December 12, 2021
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Manager

The person Karen wants to speak with
"Please mam I assure you that he didn't purposely forget the pickle" "yes I AM the manager"
"Can I speak to your fucking manager?"
by Kill us May 6, 2020
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Noah is the best staff manager

The best staff manager that has ever existed
Man Noah is the best staff manager and deserves owner
by Somerandomnamebecausetheothers November 4, 2022
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