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dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair
i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings
by dasdahearf June 23, 2016
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Mayo

The name of an unproblematic debate coach who is a role model for all debaters
Student: Have you heard about how Mayo left a kind at a debate Tournament

Oliver: That's crazy, he is so unproblematic, he would never.
by Oliver the Hoe(ink) November 24, 2021
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Mayo

Mayo: some might think of mayonnaise but for someone special that is their nickname ironic huh, mayo is someone who can light up any room they are in they love hard they will protect you till the end and always rode for you it’s hard to try to love him when all he does is try to put on a act but once you break the shell he’s the one that carries your heart
by baby mami November 22, 2021
mugGet the Mayomug.

mayo

1. Abbreviation for mayonnaise.
2. Salad sauce.
3. Fresh sperm shot from the wang.
4. The cream you put on your face before using the razor.
5. Body lotion.
6. Shampoo.
7. Related to Maya.
8. Ice cream.
9. Yogurt.
1. Put some mayo on the sandwich.
2. Put some mayo to my fruit salad.
3. Dude you shot mayo on your face while jacking off.
4. Put the mayo on your face.
5. Mayo is good to your face.
6. Mayo is good to your hair.
7. I like the Mayo Pyramid.
8. I like to eat mayo.
9. You should drink some mayo.
by siff ess bee July 29, 2017
mugGet the mayomug.

mayo ranger

Damn mayo ranger, give me a ticket for vandalizing plants.
by Van Diesel June 13, 2023
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Mayo

Mayo is a kind hearted person which thinks of others before himself. Mayo is a sexy ass beast which gets all the girls. Mayo has a big dick but can also be toxic.
Ayye give up the Mayo
by the discord partner November 9, 2020
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mayo dick

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener
Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?
by Dax lions September 10, 2016
mugGet the mayo dickmug.

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