johnny log

(event.) Shitting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.


Context:

I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.

"Ever drop a johnny log"

by Craney March 27, 2004

log splitter

When a girl wears a thong pantie, and takes a fat shit with it still on. Causing the shit log to split in half and form 2 logs of crap.

Nicole took a fat dump with her thong on, and the shit split into two logs. Now that is a log splitter

by TonyTheTiger7 October 31, 2007

hot log

a turd with a bun, often served with mustard, ketchup,and relish, served from a "Hot Dog Stand" by a greasy fat guy, usually on street corners in New York or Chicago.

That was an awesome touchdown! lets go get some hot logs.

by nommachine November 18, 2010

Poked the log

when you give someone anal and it touches their shit

"I just poked the log last night"

by Bob John October 19, 2006

tater logs

First of all tater logs are definitely not french fries. they are MORE than french fries. They are the Frenchiest, fryiest french fries you could ever french fry.

Yo, gimme dose tater logs bruh!

by NerdPiggeh December 09, 2013

meat log

A slang alternate to the word penis.

"I am going to slap you right in the face with my meat log", said Marcus.

by Jame Ski July 29, 2014

log watcher

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

by J-dog August 22, 2003