bullshit lie
bullshit lie by nger November 1, 2003
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I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, this statement is the most overused phrase in probably every high school and and college.
The phrase is used when the speaker wants to inform the listeners that he/she is not lying. The phrase can be taken two different ways with the listener; A. The speaker could be lying, but he is just saying 'I'm not gonna lie' just so i don't suspect that he is in fact lying or B. The speaker is genuinely telling the truth.
If you are planning on using a catch phrase, I'm not gonna lie, if you use this phrase I will beat you with a stick.
The phrase is used when the speaker wants to inform the listeners that he/she is not lying. The phrase can be taken two different ways with the listener; A. The speaker could be lying, but he is just saying 'I'm not gonna lie' just so i don't suspect that he is in fact lying or B. The speaker is genuinely telling the truth.
If you are planning on using a catch phrase, I'm not gonna lie, if you use this phrase I will beat you with a stick.
A. *Talking to someone with a really ugly sweater* "I'm not gonna lie, your sweater looks really awesome."
B. *Talking to someone with some really awesome shoes* "I'm not gonna lie, you got some tight kicks."
B. *Talking to someone with some really awesome shoes* "I'm not gonna lie, you got some tight kicks."
I'm not gonna lie by sffbeatpmles January 13, 2010
You a Lie
Something some students in Washington say when a friend, family member, etc tells a lie.
Roots: "You a Lie" is used most frequently, and was brought up from the TV show "Meet the Browns."
Roots: "You a Lie" is used most frequently, and was brought up from the TV show "Meet the Browns."
bold face lie
A bold face lie occurs when someone is bold enough to lie to your face, eventhough it's obvious the person is lying.
Shaniqua told her man, Tyrone, a bold face lie when she said the baby was his. It was obvious the child was by a white man--it had blonde hair and blue eyes.
bold face lie by Senica Harris August 3, 2006
Stop me when I lie
When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.
Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.
Stop me when I lie by michaelray703 September 26, 2008
The Cake is a Lie
When they say there is cake, but there is an alternate motive that usually ends in ones humiliation/demise.
Jeffrey Bonheimer: Man, I am so glad my ex-wife decided to invite me over to her basement for cake, even though I won the custody battle over the children!
Evan Sailhamer: Jeff man, isn't it obvious?
Jeffrey Bon-whatever: Is what obvious Easy E?
Easy Evan: The cake is a lie man. Like, it is blatantly obvious
Evan Sailhamer: Jeff man, isn't it obvious?
Jeffrey Bon-whatever: Is what obvious Easy E?
Easy Evan: The cake is a lie man. Like, it is blatantly obvious
The Cake is a Lie by J-goat C-Mote May 11, 2013
Faggot Lie
Stupid lie one makes in the past in an attempt to look cool. Often these are forgotten by most but then they are embarrassingly brought up several months or even years later.
Joseph: Hey man remember that time you said you took 60 hits of acid in the seventh grade?
Reese: Fuck you I can't believe I would say that.
Joseph: Hahahahahaha faggot lie.
Reese: Fuck you I can't believe I would say that.
Joseph: Hahahahahaha faggot lie.
Faggot Lie by faggot lie police November 6, 2011