A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.
Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
by StayFocused September 1, 2017
Get the Selectively lazymug. Did you hear that this person does dirty lazy on a regular basis as they cannot be bothered to be in an actual relationship
by Bigpotato134 June 26, 2021
Get the Dirty lazymug. Hey bro what do you think of lazy lake in fortnite?
the bro: I dont really like it much tilted towers was way better.
the bro: I dont really like it much tilted towers was way better.
by dajayboy November 26, 2020
Get the lazy lakemug. A lazy person who does nothing and not willing to do anything rather than keeping their noise-cancellation headphones on.
by Samooooooo October 21, 2020
Get the Lazy Gagamug. When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.
by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014
Get the lazy relapsemug. by Diocletian February 24, 2015
Get the lazy shitmug. 