kurt bell

Someone who takes insecurities about his minuscule penis, and projects them onto other people in the form of crudely thought out insults. Also can be defined by "Shit cunt"
"The boy's penis was small, so he called his handsome South American friend a cactus" - Kurt bell
by Mad dawg Martinez December 22, 2013
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Kurt Cobain Syndrome

A person becomes hugely popular after they have died.
Quite often becoming larger then they would have been had they not died.
Heath Ledger won for best supporting actor? Complete Kurt Cobain Syndrome.
by NickGe February 23, 2009
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Kurt Cobains

Ey son, you peep Snoopy's new Kurt Cobains on his llac?
by S.Show-brand March 05, 2009
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kurt cobain saxophone

The only instrument that Kurt was good at playing. It was only a one note solo, but it was a note that everyone was dying to hear.

This instrument is usually synonymous with doing a bunch of heroin (however not required.) The first necessary step is putting a shotgun in your mouth (make sure it is loaded,) pull the trigger, and splattering your brains all over the wall.
That girl is a worthless bitch. The only thing beneficial she could do for society is to go play the Kurt Cobain Saxophone.
by DCMETALHEAD May 24, 2007
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Pull a Kurt Cobain

To release the baby batter onto one's own face.
Dude, that scene was so hot, it totally made me pull a Kurt Cobain.
by Frag Foder November 24, 2008
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kurt cobain haircut

The act of shooting your self in the head with a shotgun.
by Swaggasourus Rex February 19, 2014
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T Kurts Special

After a long night of drinking with a woman. You take her home to have sex and pass out while on top of her.
Dude I this chick home last night after we had a good time at the bar. Problem was, I drunk to much and ended up giving her a T Kurts special instead of Mr. Toads wild ride.
by Divided by 0 August 04, 2011
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