calm down kevin

When you are going way too hard for your own damn good and must calm down.

Let's go rob a bank!

Calm down Kevin.

by Calm down Kevin June 5, 2014

Pulling a Kevin

Getting drunk on your lunch break

It’s a real slow shift so I’m thinking about pulling a Kevin

by Rick Teggan November 22, 2017

The Filthy Kevin

If you are playing an online game, and u get a fairly decent kill, u have just handed those people, The Filthy Kevin!

Oooooo, he just got the filthy kevin

by Large Cheese 420 January 11, 2020

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche

A man with a chode and one testicle that only fucks elephants

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche tried to hit tori from the back while she was asleep, but he couldn’t get past the cheeks.

by Nut sucker 69 December 20, 2022

Kevin Jonas

Lead guitarist for the American band The Jonas Brothers .
Has an awesome Frodo-like hairstyle, a very contagious (and cute) laugh, plus a smile that will make you melt. Full name: Paul Kevin Jonas II.

Kevin Jonas is going to marry me one day in Figi.

by Brenda K. Pren February 25, 2008

Kevin Manthei

(Proper Noun) The musical genius behind the music to such wonders as "Invader ZIM" and "Resident Evil."

Uh...you can't really use Kevin Manthei as an example...

by Jhomeboy August 22, 2003

Kevin Spacey Defence

An excuse to get out of a sticky situation by coming out as gay, and thus attempting to undermine the whole point of the allegation.

Guy 1: So I owe you some money after a game of poker. I don't remember this ever happening though and I deeply apologise, these allegations have made me address other aspects of my life and it is now that I choose to live my life as a gay man.
Guy 2: Dude don't use the Kevin Spacey Defence

by OctagonDinosaur November 3, 2017