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Toby Wan Kenobi

Name for an African-American male who tries to use "diversity" or "equal employment opportunity" policies to get a job regardless of their qualifications, or one who tries to play the race card to intimidate or influence others. From the Jedi Knight "Obi Wan Kenobi" of Star Wars and his famous "Jedi Mind Trick," where he fooled the Stormtroopers by telling them "These are not the droids you are looking for."
Black Guy: "I should apply for a job at that new restaurant. I see they ain't got any brothers workin there yet."

White Buddy: "Slow down, Toby Wan Kenobi. You got fired from your last three food service jobs. Maybe you should look into work you are actually qualified for."

or,

Cop #1: "I pulled over this beemer for doing 70 in a 50, and the driver was this wealthy-looking black guy. He had the nerve to accuse me of profiling, even though he had tinted windows, and I didn't know he was black until after I pulled him over!"

Cop #2 "I hate when they turn into Toby Wan Kenobi."
by Bructus December 7, 2010
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Keito

Umm... He's there...
Him? Oh he's just a Keito.
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Keaton

The whitest, blondest, uglyest guy. And has wavy blode hair and poopy green eyes. HE IS A FUCKED UP WANNA BE ASSHOLE BITCH ASS guy. Nobody fucking likes him and he is a messed up dude
Bitch, don't be Keaton.
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obi wan kenobro

One of your good bros.

a play on words originating from the star wars character "obi wan kenobi".
Bro 1: Yo dude!

Bro 2: Whats goin on obi wan kenobro??
by CHADbroCHILL221 September 5, 2007
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kenopolis

noun: Range of understanding of a major city.

combines two words; ken, meaning range of understanding; and metropolis, meaning a large city.
Out of all the cab drivers in Chicago, Dave had the best kenopolis.
by Kenopolis December 10, 2011
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Keaton

Once steps into room, you'll never love any boy again. He will make sure you love him, just to break your heart. You know you'll always love him, but you have to move on.
'Keaton, if you leave, I will never have true love.'
or
'Keaton is the nicest person in this room.
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Keito

Someone that loves methamphetamine

The act of consuming meth
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