Ken Carson is the sexiest man alive and the best rapper ever. I wanna suck his nipples and lick his chest and touch his amazing dreads. Ken Carson has the best songs ever and he's amazing, he's my daddy and fine shyt
"My favorite rapper is Ken Carson, he's so hot"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"
by Kencarsonsnipples July 4, 2025

The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.
by Isad Garcia March 30, 2023

male version of karen. u will always find him shopping at home depot. he will always complain if u are trying to reason with his complaining wife. ken has road rage and severe anger issues. he whips his kids with a belt if they don't listen to him.
by lxvendar_ January 15, 2022

A white man in his mid-late forties, short stature, hundreds of shitty tattoos that have been covered by hundreds more shitty tattoos which cover both his arms almost completely. A loud mouth, condescending prick who bullies people he deems weak and has a tendency to trick and lure women of all walks of life but always much younger in age even though he has been married to the same, surprisingly beautiful, woman for almost 20 years. He will tell you he loves you when you are in the most vulnerable position of your life, thats when he grooms his victims for further abuse. He likes to be called Daddy in the bedroom but is nothing like a Daddy in the actual ddlg or bdsm world. He is dominant, yet overbearing and controlling and he will lie to your face even when he does not have to. He enjoys ruining other peoples relationships like a sport.
Ken Pierce is always living by the motto, play or be played.
Ken Pierce is a miserable person and leaves a trail of broken hearts behind him.
Ken Pierce is a miserable person and leaves a trail of broken hearts behind him.
by Informed March 5, 2020

A Barbie's little bitch. Dates the most popular girl and does what every the barbie in an attempt to gain popularity and sex, not for a relationship or love.
Person 1: Have you seen Kyle lately.
Person 2: No, he's been hanging out with Becca all weekend. It sucks.
Person 1: I know right! He's such a fucking ken.
Person 2: No, he's been hanging out with Becca all weekend. It sucks.
Person 1: I know right! He's such a fucking ken.
by A Barbie and a Ken January 14, 2020

by Letmeadornu October 8, 2021
