Bizarro-Kansas

Arkansas. It is the exact oppostie of Kansas, a land of pure evil. The people of Kansas plan to enslave earth. That's why Bizarro-Kansas, or Arkansas, was created. The Arkansans live their lives to balance out all the wrong doings that Kansas does. In 2032, the Arkansas and the Kansans will finally get into a war. If the Kansans win, Earth will be enslaved in darkness. If Arkansas wins, world peace will come. In this war, every state will be conquered by either Kansas or Arkansas. Eventually, the states will begin conquering countries.
Every dark event that has happened in history, Kansas is responsible for. Arkansas undid most of these evil deeds.

The reason why it is pronounced Are-Kan-saw is so the U.S. citizens won't get suspicious.

by The Zookeeper June 29, 2005

Douche From Kansas

An individual from the great state of Kansas, usually a Washburn University alumnus/alumni, that is in fact a douche.

Taylor: Josh is such a bag of douche.
Augie: Yeah, Douche From Kansas.

by Teesk July 28, 2008

garden city, kansas

Small town of about 28,000 people. Here whites are actually the minority and are pissed off rednecks, but mostly everyone get's along. Very diverse town from Asians, Cockasians, Indians, Hispanics, to even priates from Somalia

Tom: Hey Jose, what do you think about garden city, kansas ?
Jose: Apart from the high pregnancy rate there's fucking nothing to do here so fuck you man for reminding me.
Tom: My bad ese..

by Csiiir April 30, 2009

Stilwell, Kansas

This is place where a lot of wealthy people live (me included). There are some very nice houses down here. Stilwell has 2 gas stations, a post office, a school, and something you don't see everyday, a exotic car repair center. Also we are very protective of how are name is spelled S-T-I-L-W-E-L-L not Stillwell, I mean c'mon people, think.

Dude i just passed an amazing house here in stilwell, kansas, metcalf and 187th st. so nice

by tastycakes36 September 27, 2009

Bleeding Kansas

Anal plundering to the point of blood, usually a direct result of the female doing something that deserves punishment. (i.e. voting).

T-Bone gave that bitch a bleeding kansas, and she deserved it!

by Fishdaddy December 16, 2008

Leawood, Kansas

The breadbasket of Kansas. Most people here are wealthy, and it shows. At just about every street corner of Leawood, you will see Lexus', Mercedes', Audis', or BMWs', and every now and then, the occasional Ferrari or Lamborghini. Most of the kids here go to a Blue Valley school, however, there are some who go to private schools. The nicest houses here are in Lions Gate, or Iron Horse. There are some very nice houses in Stillwell. In Leawood, there are very nice restaurants, movie theaters, and stores. There are a few strip malls that are incredibly nice.

Person 1:"Hey man, where are you right now?"

Person 2:"I'm in Leawood, Kansas I just passed a HUGE house, it was on Nall Ave and 135th St, these people here are loaded.

by Tastycakes36 August 16, 2009

Blaine,Kansas

Full of mean old bastards,shitty roads,and jank cars.Basically a shit hole.

Kid 1: There's nothing to do in this shit hole.
Kid 2: Blaine,Kansas sucks maaan.
Kid 3: I know right.

by lonelyandconfused1 October 30, 2013