Thug Junk

Thug Junk is when a man fluffs his penis so it does not apear to be small; not hard but not soft.

Girl says to boy, "honey you got to give me somthing more than that thug junk."

by rheffner2000 September 30, 2017

Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia

1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!

by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014

junk me

junk me ...to be made a fool of or play mind games with

DAMN I GOT JUNKED BY HIM.. HE SAID HE LOVED ME BUT I GOT JUNKED..DON'T JUNK ME ..I AIN'T NO ONES JUNK.. SHE WAS JUNK...HE SOLD ME JUNK...I AM THE JUNK...SHE GOT JUNKED BY HIM

by nunu227 November 22, 2013

junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011

junk sauce

Another way to refer to semen, spooge, or skeet.

I'm going to have to change the bedsheets after dropping all that junk sauce last night.

by Misty Bottoms December 20, 2015

fruit junk

the sticky stuff that gets stuck to your hands after eating fruit snacks.

Guy 1: DARN! i cant get this pack of fruit snacks open, with all the fruit junk i have left on my hands from the other packs.

Guy 2: here i'll try...

by xcheesinx June 6, 2009

junk luggers

People who constantly carry or haul way to much garbage (or meaningless objects such as pre 90’s crt TVs, large boxes full of only left hand gloves / mittens, or bags of full grown cats - not kittens) than they can comfortably carry.

Tommy: “Hey Dad, look at those Junk Luggers over there! Two guys trying to carry an inflatable kiddy pool full of leeches and lamprey... they could use a third person, looks like an awkward haul.”

Dad: “Yes son, them some Junk Luggers for sure. Take note young man, you don’t want to be a junk lugger, no sir.”

by Dr. Chesty knuckles February 7, 2021