when a guy walking down the street is wearing sweats or very thin fabric pants with no underwear, and you can clearly see every detail of his anatomy.
Wow, that was some junk sale!
by infraredmosquito May 29, 2010
"Hey Buzz, I'm tired of looking at your space junk. You ain't no Sigourney Weaver. Can you put some clothes on? We've got a zoom with Houston in 5 minutes."
by Nickel_Tesla August 21, 2021
by J. Lincoln December 20, 2008
by Uncle Percy December 21, 2013
Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.
If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.
by BE3FY February 09, 2010
People who constantly carry or haul way to much garbage (or meaningless objects such as pre 90’s crt TVs, large boxes full of only left hand gloves / mittens, or bags of full grown cats - not kittens) than they can comfortably carry.
Tommy: “Hey Dad, look at those Junk Luggers over there! Two guys trying to carry an inflatable kiddy pool full of leeches and lamprey... they could use a third person, looks like an awkward haul.”
Dad: “Yes son, them some Junk Luggers for sure. Take note young man, you don’t want to be a junk lugger, no sir.”
Dad: “Yes son, them some Junk Luggers for sure. Take note young man, you don’t want to be a junk lugger, no sir.”
by Dr. Chesty knuckles February 08, 2021