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Jonah

Jonah is the type of kid who's not afraid to say what's on his mind. In a way this is a good thing because it gets rid of the fake friends that don't know how to put up with his shit. 70% of what comes out of his mouth is stupid, 10% is perverted , 10% is about the illuminati, 5% is embarrassing himself unintentionally, and the last 5% is actually smart. Jonah kinda doesn't have a verbal filter (which is not a bad thing) but he needs to work on knowing the boundaries. Talking about boundaries, Jonah is obsessed with geography and is not afraid to show it. Overall, Jonah is a pretty odd kid, but we do need more Jonahs. If you find one, keep them as a pet :)
Person 1: What is that kid doing?! It actually seems like he's trying to get the prettiest girl in the grade to hate him.

Person 2: Dw that's just Jonah being himself
by jewish american princes March 10, 2015
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers

The sexiest most talented actor who walked across the face of the earth
OMG! Did you see Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Match Point? OMG!! He was so fuckin' hot!!
by JRM luva August 8, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

Did you mean "Gay"?
by jonasbrothersaregay July 14, 2010
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Jonas Brothers

A gayband that recently gained fame, mostly through Disney; especially popular with preteen-young adult females(surprisingly). Most girls that are self-proclaimed fans are usually legally insane, mentally retarded, or just a plain Cockhead.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.
Preteen Girl: Oh my goood! Did you see the Jonas Brothers on Hannah Montana?
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.
by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009
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Jonathong

The act of licking one's thong and tickling the ass cheeks until one laughs. When they laugh its a Jonathong.
Bobalinda: 'haha stop you "Jonathon" it tickles too much!'

Jonathon: 'They dont call it the "Jonathong" for nothing'
by Davis786439 July 18, 2009
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Jonathan Davis

The Best singer in the world and all u fucking bullshit faced
Dumbasses who think he sucks can go suck thier uncle's short and stubby dick
(dumbass) Jonathan davis sucks cock
(me) you suck cock fucking dumbass
by Gotissues December 15, 2008
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jonay

Wow. Look at how that girl exudes confidence and grace. She's a Jonay for sure
by ciarasoriginalnose February 20, 2017
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