David Jenkins

David Jenkins is a proffesional soccer player, who is always a great friend, and is always there when you need him.

Matt: I wish I was like David Jenkins...
Jake: Yeah he's amazing
Zach: I love him so much

by matt469 November 8, 2011

Jerking off stalefish

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

by Fredwasright October 10, 2005

circle jerking

a term used to say someone jerks off another man, to call them gay

jon and anthony are in the kitchen circle jerking

by Fat jake and the overeaters September 4, 2003

chesea jenkins

chealsea jenking is a a stuck up bitch who likes the cock and ould fuck any man alive

by jow April 26, 2003

Chopper Jenkins

To boldly go where no man with a fully functioning brain cell will dare to travel.

Tibby pulled a chopper jenkins and ran from the nudist beach straight into the briar patch to save his favorite hat from blowing away.

by Chavr July 16, 2008

Leeroy Jenkins

To do something to intentionally piss one or more people off, for your own amusement.

Ex: Leeroy Jenkins, duh.

You can also use Leeroy for short.

Guy 1: "So yeah, I pissed a bunch of people off when I lit some A&F and Hollister clothes on fire, only to make a statement."
Guy 2: "I think they got the idea, Mr. Leeroy Jenkins."

Guy 1: " Dude, watch this shit."
*Goes and does some shit to piss everyone off*
Guy 2: "What a retard."
Guy 3: "He's not a retard, he's.."
Guy 1: "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!"
Guy 2: "Goddamnit, Leeroy."

by David777 October 14, 2008

Jerkin' Jacks

A more healthful alternative to standard male masturbation, which is is performed in the decidely lazy position of sitting down.

A jerkin' jack is simply a standard jumping jack with the exception of one hand being devoted to masturbating.

5 minutes of jerkin' jacks burns approximately 1300 calories

Kent: What do you do to put off the weight, joe?
Chris: And jerkin' off doesnt count
joe: it does too, i do Jerkin' Jacks.

by Man Balls May 2, 2007