Jennings

A rare cryptid lurking in the Midwest that's made of bones. A skeleton friend to all. Reminiscent of Mr. Tumnus from "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", Jennings is a guide to lost souls. Can travel at superhuman speed.

A: I think I saw a skeleton in trenchcoat pass the library...
B: That wasn't a skeleton that was Jennings!

by Lindt20 April 26, 2019

jen wen

The phonetic spelling of how to pronounce the name “Jennivine”. Has Chinese origins and is mostly used as a nickname. Once the name catches on, everyone calls that person Jen Wen - even the teachers!

“You’re such a Jen Wen!”

by We're Evil November 28, 2017

Jens

Big booty someone who like big booty latine big bootie.

Jens used big spageht to latine heris momes

by Jens December 2, 2023

Jens

A very intelligent and beautiful man. Has the biggest penis ever, but also the biggest ego

The famous youtuber AdventurousAnt is also called Jens

WOW Jens has a huge dick.
Jens is so funny and talented

by AdventurousAnt September 2, 2017

ask jen

When your wife tells you how to relate to women.

Prime Minister of Australia: dunno, I'll ask jen

by producersime February 17, 2021

Jen Hours

When a person stays out doing sketchy things until the early hours of the morning. For example, 3 am would be 9 pm in jen hours. Almost like dog years, but in hours.

"Bro did you see jakes snapchat story at 4 am, he was hitting up every lit party on the block"

"Yeah dude! He wasnt even tired, he's been on jen hours lately"

by Meltherealog June 20, 2017

jennings

if you have this name you gets no bitches and almost got an i in science cause you missed four days of school and your teacher apparently handed out that much work.

hey jennings how are you

by mr williams fish shop April 13, 2022