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Calm down, James Brown

What you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don't really care to hear the whole story about. Say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.
Example #1
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."

Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."
by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009
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James

Brenda: “Have you seen Jame?”
Glenda: “Yea! He’s over there with those James.”
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James Deen style

1.act of having rough sex that includes bondage, domination, and S&M.
2.To be ferocious and aggressive in bed while doing 7 different sex positions in under thirty-five minutes.

3.being porn-star like.
Girl: He did me "James Deen style", yesterday, it was so hot!
Friend: Whoa your into the kinky stuff huh?
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James Charles Porn

The most amazing porn you will ever see. James Charles is riding another dude while wearing makeup and yelling "Yes sister!"
Person 1: " Did you see the James Charles porn?
Person 2: "Yeah that shit was lit af"
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I'm Rick James Bitch!

The immortal phrase spoken by dave chappelle on his sketch show "The Dave Chappelle Show."

This phrase originates from the sketch in which Chappelle plays a young Rick James in a flash back of his friend Charlie Murphy.
by MoleManX February 18, 2004
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Rick James

Damnit, you assholes removed the best definition that was on here, thank god for google cache, originally posted by superman:

When having sex with a woman, preferably from the back. When the male is ready to ejaculate, he pulls out and ejaculates on his hand. The male then procedes to spit on her back as to decieve her into thinking he ejaculated on her backside. He then walks up to the female and asks "What did tha' five fingers say to the face?", and when she replies "What?" the man slaps her with his ejaculate filled hand and replies "SLAP... Im Rick James bitch!"
by superman September 13, 2006
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James Bondin'

Keeping it playa, chill, or cool like James Bond.
"What up kid, what you doin?" "Just bondin', you know."

We keep it James Bondin'
by Crooked Up January 5, 2009
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