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Hanky jank

Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.
I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.
by Spedoman'sspork February 14, 2022
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Janked

You just got janked!
by Rylie Baycon February 6, 2023
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Jank

Doctor: We're going to replace your kidney for someone else's because your sucks.

Woman: This is JANK!!!!
by LiPlOcK_007 September 20, 2009
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Chin Jank

The moisture of which perspires from ones chin upon placement over a steaming tea beverage.
-watch your back, I'm gonna chin jank your tea!
*places their chin over your tea*
-fuck you!

(in the circumstance of a steamy car)
"It's awefully janky in here... why don't you open a window."

-How was your run today?

-Great, I am awefully janky though.

(as you're drinking, an awefully rude person runs up and smacks the bottom of your glass while screaming...)
-"YOU'VE BEEN JANKED BITCHHHH"
by Mrs. Hustler May 4, 2010
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Jank

A combination of ‘wank’ and ‘Jack-off’, more like Jack hammer wank; so hard it’s not pleasurable. Jank means you’re having a punishing session with your old boy,.
Wow. I fucking love Dua Lipa so much. I’m gonna go jank
by LDubioMcDub April 3, 2021
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jank

Stupid, smelly, worthless, annoying. usually not up to Erin McDonnell's standards. Not worthy of her greatness. Someone who is jank is someone who doesn't respect someone, and usually is looking for a good ass beating. If you are jank, you should probably run away from Erin McDonnell, before she gets her trashcan.
"Dude, Tiffany is going out with Erin's ex-boyfriend.."
"Man, that bitch is Jank. She loves sloppy seconds".
by justinbieberforever March 6, 2011
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Janks

Janks is a slang term for a pair of shoes that are crappy, normally used on occasions that are not important, or occasions where your shoes might otherwise get ruined.
Boy, "Are you going to where your Nikes to the game tonight?"
Other Boy, "No, I'm going to where my Janks. I don't want my Nikes to get ruined."
by Eternal Prophet September 29, 2015
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