japanese major

A person who has obtained a high degree of proficiency in the Japanese language, but wasted a very costly college education and a substantial portion of their life.

I should never have been a Japanese major

by saikos September 23, 2008

Japanese

1) A man, woman, or child who originates from Japan, otherwise known as the Land of the Rising Sun.

2) The group of people who the Chinese and Koreans appear to have an intense hatred for.

3) The group of people who has an intense hatred for the Chinese and Koreans.

4) The language I wish I could speak and read.

1) Hello, sir, are you Japanese?

2) Jesus, children draw pictures of Japan being nuked in China and Korea?

3) Holy shit, did the prime minister of Japan just implied that the Chinese and Koreans were inferior people?

4) Man, how I wish I knew this language so that I could watch anime and read manga.

by BusinessMan September 13, 2008

Japanese Rain Goggles

When a man is squirted on by a womens vagina juice, causing him to swuint as the japanese. Scientist believe that this orginated around Osaka Japan, thus through the steps of evolution creating the Japenese and asian people.
Now commonly used as a sex term.

Your mother then squirted her sweet vagina juice all over my face, it was the best Japanese Rain Goggles I ever received.

by Mr. John Jackson November 25, 2010

Japanesey

(adj) resembling or of Japanese origin. Originally used in a terribly poor lyric by the famous Japanese pop star Utada Hikaru in her debut American CD.

"You're easy breazy and I'm Japanesey"

by japaneseyman December 24, 2004

Japanese cars

the EPITOME (wtf is an opitime ya retard) of a well-rounded car that has enough performance for the average driver and the capabilities to become a high-performance vehicle for car enthusiasts. a car that operates perfectly fine without requiring one to deplete his or her bank account to fill up a gas tank. a car that, with the CORRECT modifications, will compete with and hold its own against any american muscle car. a car that doesn't pour out gallons and gallons of smog and pollution. a car that is safe, reliable, durable, and will not break down after 100,000 miles.

Japanese cars are on the road 10, even 15 years after they were bought. AMAZING

by Thinks James Lowe is a retard June 5, 2005

Japanese Rain Goggles

When orally pleasing a girl and she is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and you wish you had a pair of goggles.

You know you've pleased your woman when she gives you the Japanese rain goggles!

by Nodasport November 25, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles

When a squirter sits on your face for oral sex and when she cums your eyes are protected by her ass cheeks which are called Japanese Rain Goggles

Lisa sat on Barts face and gave him Japanese Rain Goggles.

by Alvin Mack32 November 25, 2010