jake

fat slob that dose not do any work, eats all day, and plays a sax

look at that jake over in the desk

by biger than you March 6, 2009

Jake

Glittery, small-dicked faggot.

Jake is a jake.

by Liaraff December 5, 2011

Jake

Faggot

That man is a jake

by Jokes by Jokes November 16, 2016

Jake

A guy who's perfectly nice but always has the need to compensate in any way possible due to his tiny dick (3 inches or less).

Poor Jake, grinding on the dance floor. Too bad he will never get it into anyone.

by suhdude123 December 21, 2016

Jake

A sad boy with a huge penis who's really a decent guy who can't get some pussy.

Bob: Yo you should go out with Jake.
Literally Any Girl: I'll pass.

by Salutentiano April 20, 2019

Jake

Is a poop

Omg jake is such a poop

by Princess beautiful December 13, 2017

Jake

A guy who shits his pants

When you eat to much taco hell you Jake in your pants

by Confess101 December 16, 2017