jake

fat slob that dose not do any work, eats all day, and plays a sax

look at that jake over in the desk

by biger than you March 6, 2009

Jake

Glittery, small-dicked faggot.

Jake is a jake.

by Liaraff December 5, 2011

jake

Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..

Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake

by Idkidkidkhoe June 18, 2018

Jake

Faggot

That man is a jake

by Jokes by Jokes November 16, 2016

Jake

A gay person.

Kai: You know Jake?
Kyle :yeah the gay one.

by okayboomerzoomer March 19, 2020

Jake

narcissistic, mentally challenged, emotionally impaired, incapable of being a half-way decent person, STD filled fucking crusty ass piece of shit, whore fucker

"Omg should I hook up with Jake?!"

"Only if you want to live with aids..."

by maya0924 March 25, 2017

Jake

A sad boy with a huge penis who's really a decent guy who can't get some pussy.

Bob: Yo you should go out with Jake.
Literally Any Girl: I'll pass.

by Salutentiano April 20, 2019