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Jacksonville Jaguars

One of the best franchise records ever. Will turn this around.
Set a record 62-7 victory over the Dolphins. will turn around the 1-5 start.
by Nick Marino October 22, 2003
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Jackson Transfer

Similar to the Monroe Transfer in that it involves the transfer of a waste product from the producer to a willing participant. Simply put the Jackson Transfer is when two people stick a tube in their urethras and one of them urinates into the tube passing the urine to the other's urethra. More of a theoretical proposition.
Few people are aware that Andrew Jackson first theorized the Jackson Transfer in his book I Like Getting Urinated On, by Andrew Jackson, co-authored by John Addams.
by GiantSpringWater July 16, 2008
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jacksonconda

A monster aged 57 years old living in Michael Jackson pants. It measures around 666 inches in length and 69 inches in thickness. The Jacksonconda lives off the buttholes of MJ haters. A great percentage of the female (and the male) population has shown interest in the data on Jacksonconda as well as the highlights and its multiple uses, but no one ever dared to admit it aloud. The media were too busy bantering about Michael Jackson's nose apparently. But then again, there were those fans flashing their nipples and humping and-

Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.
As the popular culture indicates, his Jacksonconda don't-
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.
by StefIsTheWalrus July 16, 2016
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jacksonconda

A monster aged 57 years old living in Michael Jackson pants. It measures around 666 inches in length and 69 inches in thickness. The Jacksonconda lives off the buttholes of MJ haters. A great percentage of the female (and the male) population has shown interest in the data on Jacksonconda as well as the highlights and its multiple uses, but no one ever dared to admit it aloud. The media were too busy bantering about Michael Jackson's nose apparently. But then again, there were those fans flashing their nipples and humping and-

Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.
As the popular culture indicates, his Jacksonconda don't-
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.
by StefIsTheWalrus July 16, 2016
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jackson passaglia

me: hey baby jackson passaglia
jackson passaglia: hey mamasita

look him up on tik tok: @jacksonpassaglia
by t h e s h i t November 15, 2020
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stonewall jacksoned

When you and a partner begin to engage in a sexual act, but when you want to go further, your partner rejects you. It is called "stonewall jacksoned" because your partner often has impenetrable defences.
Guy 1: Man I started messing areound with Nicole the other day but as soon as it started getting hot she Stonewall Jacksoned me!

Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...
by ginnihinh April 7, 2010
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Pulling a Michael Jackson

Turning Black to white
-Hey your dog used to be brown right?
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson
by ImmortalCorn July 12, 2016
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