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Jesus

Jesus being the nice guy we all knew him as was acctually just a man with a shit KD. like literally he died twice and dint kill shit
nobody has a worse KD than jesus
by Kaiser_John November 19, 2020
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jesus

a christian leader, or known as the son of Christ. he is known for dying on a cross and rising again after three days.
ya'll need jesus!!!!
by kitty kat >:) December 15, 2015
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jesus

jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
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jesus has a huge cock😱
by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021
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Jesus

The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.
Let’s hangout with Jesus more, I heard he’s wild at party’s.
by Perfectpages January 6, 2019
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jeSUS

omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.
jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys
by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021
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jesus

your mother yes she was a lady
jesus is your mother
by Gman312 June 2, 2019
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jesus

me
i am jesus
by celeste2113 April 14, 2020
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