Iron cock

The definition of Jens

''Omg who is that?''
'' It's Jens the iron cock!''

by morerna September 29, 2021

waffle ironed

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

by JewLay April 19, 2010

Big Iron

A popular song by Marty Robbins about an Arizona Ranger that goes to the town of Agua Fria to kill a young outlaw nicknamed "Texas Red" that is terrorizing the town. Spoiler: he succeeds.

The song has been parodied many times on Youtube, with humorous edits that may or may not change the story of the song.

Some of the most popular ones include:

-Big Iron, but Texas Red wins

-Big Iron, but the ranger is after everyone

-Big Iron, but everyone is dead

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip

The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hip

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021

iron gates

A virgins vagina

"Hey you snatch that V-card?"
"Ya took me months to break the iron gates."

by berreall March 30, 2009

Ovaries of iron

When a girl shows extreme bravery

Man, she has ovaries of iron!

by Spider 602 May 13, 2016

ironic idealism

The outer limit of postmodernism. Idealism viewed ironically. Does not cover ironic nihilism which is a form of ironic idealism but falls OUTSIDE of the limits of postmodernism. Consistent with postmodernism's idyllic denialism or its perception of idealism as unreachable or unattainable except through irony.

Hollywood films 1990-2010 contain themes of ironic idealism or idealism viewed ironically.

by sandraxine April 18, 2018

Iron Squirter

A term for Cole's fantasy realized in a blob of lard in which he will inseminate.

Damn he got the iron squirter

by Seer of Glegh March 28, 2023